How to get super hot girls!

After many request for me doing a guide on how to get super hot girls, i've decided to do one. This will be short and sweet. And it's free-of-charge! The perfect formulae you will ever find on the internet. The best and most reliable source.







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Tips and tricks to get super hot chicks!!

I'm sorry girls, this guide is mainly for the guys. If you're a girl and you want learn how to pick up man, well then you'll have to go somewhere eles.

Usually "hey" or "hello", that usually works when a girl wanna pick up a guy. Because picking up a guy is alot easier. I know that from experience... oh wait...

So the first thing you want to do is to establish a connection with the girl you want to pick up. Oh yeah, the first thing you need to know is that girls love to be called 'bitch'. As much as they'll slap you in the face and say they hated it, they like it. They totally like it. What i found work best is if you just go up to the girl where she's sitting and just be like "Hey, bitch, that's my seat. Why don't you get the fuck out?" and then she will call you an asshole or something and leave. But then later on in the night you'll have that to talk about, so you've established a connection with her.

Okay, if the girl you want to hit on is with a group of her friends, go up to her and hit on every single friend but her and when they get pissed off and leave, it will just be you and her. And then all you got to do is to drop one of your best one-liners on her. And if you don't have any good one-liners, i've put together a list of lines that i used before and proven that they work.

So here's afew of them:
"Hi, i'm trying to be women so i can cut down on masturbation."
"Hey, i know i'm ugly, but at least i don't got any money."
"I don't know if this is too much for me to ask but, can i rub my mustache against yours?"
"Hey girl, i got a little cock, how about a pitty fuck? *Wink*"
"Uhh, i don't normally hit on women but, you're so ugly i thought i might have a chance."
"Hello, i'm starting a collection of STDs and i am wondering if you would like to donate some. I'll trade you gonorrhea for herpes."
"Nice shoes, let's fuck."
"Nice shirt, let's fuck."
"Nice face, let's fuck."
"Nice fuck, let's fuck."

If none of the lines work, i got a little situation you can set up for yourself that's foolproof. I've used it plenty of times, and you got to remember i'm giving you my A game here so you better use it with pride. Alright, so what you gonna wanna do is you go up to a girl and grab her on the breast and when she gets pissed off and goes to slap you, you just be like, "Oh, i am very sorry. I am new to this country. I thought this is how you reach women. Is this not so?" Then she'll get so turned on by your foreign accent, she won't even think that grabbing her breast is perverted, she'll think it's cute, or she'll kick you in the penis. You'd wished she is gonna touch your penis.





Okay, so just in case you haven't get the point yet, i'm not really teaching guys how to pick up women. So don't go out sexual harrassing women, okay?

Oh and just remember one thing, sexual harrassment is not sexual harrassment if nobody sees it happen *Wink*.



Credits; FLuffyTalks, me.